Need to know who to jack off to in 2009? Well Nuts Magazine is here to help you out. They’ve put together a list of the sexiest calendars to watch for next year. The list includes busty girls like Lucy Pinder, Hollyoaks’ Gemma Merna, and Kitty Lea. Looks like they’ll be some big things to look forward to in ‘09. (Some Pictures NSFW After the Jump)

Looking for Keeley Hazell’s Calendar? Get a Sneak Peek Here

See More of Nuts Magazine’s NSFW Calendar Pictures After the Jump

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Abi Titmuss is an English glamour model, actress, and TV personality. Celebrities.. they’re just like us! This is Abi Titmuss taking a dip in a pool wearing a white bikini. This is Abi Titmuss sunbathing with her top off in the grass. This is me with a big smile on my face. Thank goodness for Abi’s Titmuss.

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It seems that every other country that carries the television show Big Brother casts some of the hottest chicks I’ve ever seen. We saw this with Australia’s Big Brother hottie Krystal Forscutt and now we’re seeing it with Stephanie McMichael in the UK. Here is Stephanie showing off her goods in Nuts Magazine.

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I like UK magazines. Their standard “Maxim” style magazines are the equivalent to our Playboy magazines here. Hell even their prime time television commercials sometimes contain nudity. Here is another great magazine straight outta Britain. It’s Front Magazine and they’ve collected some of the hottest girls for their cover. Meet Sam Cooke, Nikkala Stott, Amii Grove, Peta Todd, and Vikki Blows. They’re all Page 3 girls and have no problems showing off their goods. These are my kind of women- a disregard for clothes, hot foreign accents, and slamming bodies. What else do you want?  Some pictures NSFW.

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See Front Magazine’s NSFW pictures after the Jump

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I have no idea who Roxanne Pallet is. But she’s cute, she has big boobs, and she’s on a magazine so we’ll put her up. What I do know is she’s from England and they like to have their celebrities and models with huge knockers. Hell, I’m not complaining. Long live the Queen. Here is Roxanne Pallet in Loaded Magazine.

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Now if soccer players looked like this, I’m sure more Americans would pay attention. Here’s Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace at a Celebrity Soccer Six game in London. That’s one ugly sounding name, but she sure isn’t. Why is Aisleyne a celebrity? She is a British model (aren’t they all) and was on the UK’s version of Big Brother. It’s nice to see when celebs give back. It’s even better when they’re hot with huge chests wearing skimpy outfits.

Credit to icelebz.com for some of these pictures

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Brunette. Check. [x]
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Here we go again.

Cheryl Tweedy is a WAG. In other words, she’s a part of the Wives And Girlfriends club of the English National Football Team. She’s 24, and married to Ashley Cole of the Chelsea Football Team (though they are currently separated due to Ashley cheating on her numerous times). Cheryl is also a member of the girl group Girls Aloud, which was a group formed on the talent show “Pop Stars: The Rivals” in 2002. More pics after the jump.

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Here’s a list of some of our favorite links from various sites.

Top 10 Uncomfortable Moments In 80’s Cartoons [Topless Robot]

19 Ways For Soccer To Become More Popular In The U.S. [on 205th]

Toronto Raptors sign 8′5″ Ukranian Veteranarian [Cuzoogle]

The 10 Hottest NBA Dance Team Videos [All Balls]

Cheryl Tweedy is definitely my type [Hollywoodtuna]

Top 10 Most Emotional Moments In Wrestlemania History [Epic Carnival]

10 Weird Looking Guys Who Scored In Movies [Co-Ed Magazine]

Wanna Play Some Street Fight II? I’ll Use Ryu [Linkdumper]

Watch Someone Get Slapped In Slow Motion [College Humor]

Jack Nicholson’s Nip Slip [Dlisted]

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Yes, I’m a sucker for brunettes.
Yes, I’m a sucker for Australian accents.
Yes, I’m a sucker for cute smiles (who isn’t?).

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 Who needs massive double D’s or silicone bags when you can be all natural like the following ladies.  I must admit I like a nice big pair of hill mounds in my face just as much as the next guy, but it’s refreshing to see beautiful girls with other assets to admire.   Now if girls can look past my gut and face and see how I am in the “inside”, then I’d be a happier man.

 7.  Sarah Michelle Gellar- 34-B

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