Eva Mendes poses for some racy photos in this month’s issue of Jack Magazine. Like Alyssa Milano, Eva is in her mid-30s. Unbelievable, as she is looking hot as ever. Gotta love Italian magazines. Oh, and if you haven’t seen We Own The Night, check out the NSFW video clip after the jump, where Joaquin Phoenix gets to 2nd and 3rd base with Ms. Mendes in their almost-sex scene.
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Story unrelated to this video: My friends are in a New York bar when they spot Nicole Kidman and Q-Tip (from A Tribe Called Quest) dancing. Everyone in the place is saying what’s up to Nicole, but no one acknowledges Q-Tip, so my friend Elaine goes up to him, says “I know who you are!” and asks him to dance. They proceed to get their groove on. What a gangsta!
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I like the concept: control video games by touching your partner’s body parts. The actual game seen here, not so much. I’d like to see where they take this idea in the next 5 years. Hopefully we can be playing Madden 2012 using these controls. You know… aim with the left boob, pass with the right… SCORE!
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Heads still pounding, but I’m still posting. Here’s the improv group, Improv Everywere, doing another stellar performance on a subway train. They get a bunch of twins to mirror each other on the train while totally confusing other riders. Check out the video.
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Alicia Keys just wrapped up the North American leg of her tour and performed in London on Tuesday night. Here are some pictures from the concert. She looks beautiful as ever and is arguably one of the best female musicians out there right now. Check out the rest of her European & Asian tour dates here, followed by 2 final stops in the US.
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I’ve seen this ad with Carrie Underwood at least twenty times, but I never change the channel when it comes on. Hella cute.
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Raise your hand if you’re a Cassie fan. BOOM, both hands up right here baby, and this video is the perfect reason why. This is dedicated to Cassie, one of our previous Tuesday Tenderonis. This foxy lady isn’t voluptuous whatsoever, but she is so damn pretty. In my hot-girl playoffs, Csssie would be my wild card.
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Summer time is here and when I think summer I think of BBQ’s, girls in bikinis, and swimming. Here’s a swimming pool I thought would interest you all. I’ve never seen or heard of anything like it. It’s the world largest swimming pool and it’s at the San Alfonso Del Mar resort in Chile. It covers more than 20 acres, has a depth of 35 meters, and holds 66 million gallons of water. It’s the equivalent to about 6,000 standard backyard pools, it took 5 years to build and cost nearly $2 billion, and the annual maintenance is $4 million. Imagine the piss it can hold.
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Such a classic skit. Here is Chris Farley at his finest on SNL. I love how the other actors in the skit break character and start to laugh. You know you’re killing on stage when your peers start cracking up.
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This is one of my favorite SNL skits. I wish they would do more of their Digital Shorts like this instead of stupid ones like Lazer Cats. Seriously, was there a need to do 3 Lazer Cats shorts?
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