My snooze habits have been embarrassing lately.  I 100% could use one of these.  When the alarm goes off, the four puzzle pieces are fired into the air, and it won't turn off until you put them back in place.  On sale for $97 at Bim Bam Banana.

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I thought these pictures were hilarious. It's one thing when an old man is checking out young chicks in bikinis, but when it's the President of the United States then the creep-o-meter goes up a full 10 points. But I will give the President credit. Even though he's a lame duck prez, I was pretty pumped to see him at the Olympics in Beijing and supporting all the athletes. Here's our President, George W. Bush, checking out pro volleyball players Kerri Walsh and Misty May-Treanor in Beijing.

Bonus Picture- There has to be at least one dumb George W. moment

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In response to Senator John McCain's advertisement where he compared Barack Obama to Paris Hilton, the folks at Funny or Die have decided to throw their support to Paris and endorse her for President in 2008. I will support any candidate that looks good in a bikini. Too bad Hillary didn't make it.

Here's the original McCain Ad where he accuses Obama of being a celeb like Paris. Sounds like a tasty love triangle.

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You can't tell me the kid didn't see this coming. Best part of the video is how far the kid flew back.

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Here’s more of what you love- Photobombers! People or things in the background that ruin or enhance pictures.

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An oldie but goodie.

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There's something about a girl who can rock an instrument that gets my groove goin'.   It's an automatic turn-on, like a British accent.

7. Acoustic Guitar. A classic instrument. We've seen these played these many times before, but it's still sexy to see a chick with talent. This girl's got it.

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