Apr 22, 2008
Dog Makes Move On Natalie Portman
Dateline New York: A spirited dog named Kelly, took a chance and declared the beautiful Natalie Portman as his own today. Natalie had knelt down to admire the sidewalk when Kelly took his chance and peed on her, declaring her as HIS territory. A stunned and soaked Portman laughed and said “I guess I’m his bitch”. Kelly, who’s been known to pee on things he likes, didn’t even leave his number or email address to the actress. He simply replied, “I just skeet skeet then leave them”.
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